Funny Valentine's Day
Question and Answer Valentine Jokes
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
More Funny Valentine's Day Jokes
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".